4409 — Buying Diapers is Suspicious Activity

By george | September 4, 2010

DHS claims that buying Diapers is a Suspicious Behaviour so Renee decided to call them :) www.Formula4409.com

25 Responses to “4409 — Buying Diapers is Suspicious Activity”

  1. chartrule Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 11:49 am

    are you shitting me – buying diapers is a suspicious behavior ?

  2. TheRetard818 Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    @OffensiveBehaviorTV Well even hair can be used as explosives. >.<

  3. WorshipInTruth Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Hello mudda, hello fadda.

  4. heat45jc Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Now they have an excuse for invading the middle-east; surely they have too many diapers.

  5. grinch96ek Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    @ripharley89 because you use diapers to make large batches of meth

  6. dvdslideshows4you Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    This is AWESOME..nice job. I just have to laugh even though it’s not funny (well, yeah it is). Someone is getting paid – by us – to answer these phone calls, he’s even a detective?? Lets all start policing each other instead of banding together against these idiots. I think I’ll start with my marijuana growing neighbor…..note: sarcasm used for those who don’t get it.

  7. Taxidriver987 Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Hahahahaha…

  8. ripharley89 Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    why is it suspicious to buy diapers?

  9. maryjaneofthejungle Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    makes u wonder what u could do with a truck full of diapers… i mean i want to laugh but what is their concern. i would make a diaper fall out shelter? i would pass them out as masks if we had some kinda threat lol. i would be having secret babies growing up with no world contact? none of those reasons sound good enough.

  10. yappertrap Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    im in love with that girl.haha she terrorizes me.

  11. aaronlikesalex Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    meath heads

  12. OffensiveBehaviorTV Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    @ed2kou1 polymers can be used to make explosives! Polymers are the main absorbent in a diaper! it’s takes tons though! That’s why he wasn’t concerned. Now if she would have said he bought a truck full of diapers and is Arab! The world would be over for that poor person!

  13. DjnMatrika Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Too Funny / SAD !!!

  14. Fendergrunge Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    HAHAHAH

  15. ruralkiller Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    ha!!

  16. TopAce777 Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    wtf…………………………….

  17. ed2kou1 Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Why are diapers suspicious

  18. brkdaice Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    That’s it! I’m reporting all you guys!
    You guys are ALL terrosits!!!

  19. joygarner Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    WOW. Homeland security is ACTUALLY staying on the line waiting to hear how many diapers?

    He actually ASKED “how many” diapers. This stuff is really funny.

  20. theone91109 Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    you can yous kids too go boomb thats wy we dont give you the job of home land sicurety their would be no won around but you

  21. 1Serval Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Yes, please report yourself. Please, all my bosses have 2 also — I better report all of them.

  22. 1Serval Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Sounds like a great idea to me.

  23. d240786 Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    are you going to phone homeland security if your neighbour buys too many diapers?
    im not sure the trend will spread…..

  24. Gliktch Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    “learn to become invisible” – diogeneslaertius666

    You know we can do this now, right? A bit pricey though ;)

  25. Gliktch Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 12:05 am

    You have good points there, I haven’t actually given that particular facet of bunker survival much thought, I must admit :P

    I guess I was assuming I’d have a ready supply of water and the facilities to purify it. I maintain that the robot is totally going to have to happen though. Screw doing that job myself :D

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